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My Girlfriend is Crazy…

(10:59:36 AM) Cindy: ‘ello
(11:00:21 AM) Daniel: are you british today baby?
(11:00:33 AM) Cindy: No
(11:00:33 AM) Cindy: lol
(11:00:41 AM) Cindy: I figured you would ask earlier why I say that.
(11:00:43 AM) Cindy: But you didnt.
(11:00:47 AM) Cindy: But my original reason was going to be:
(11:01:03 AM) Cindy: Because its a shortcut, then I rethought it and it’s not, because I’m still typing an apostrophe. It’s the same amount of characters LOL.
(11:01:18 AM) Cindy: It’s only a shortcut in my head, when I pronounce it as I read/type it LOL.
(11:01:35 AM) Daniel: lol
(11:01:42 AM) Daniel: You are completely crazy baby…
(11:01:43 AM) Daniel: :-*
(11:01:46 AM) Cindy: Duh, I know

 

Angsty Love

Cindy and I were listening to her angsty, anger-ridden music from her youth (haha, 6 years ago) in the car today when the following conversation took place…

Me: When our kids get older and are all grumpy and shit I’m going to tell them “Just go talk to your Mom, she knows what you’re going through.”

Cindy: *laughing* What do you mean?!? You were a loser in high school too!

Me: Wow, thanks baby. I’m totally putting that on my blog.

She was still in elementary school when I was in high school, so I don’t know how she’d know if I was a loser or not…

PS: Yes, I know a retort like “I’m going to blog this” does nothing to dispute her assertion that I am a loser.

PPS: She claims she was only kidding…

 

Not funny

Me: I’ll set you up with FTP access to my website so you can hack on it.
Cindy: Isn’t that illegal?
Me: I’m using ‘hack’ in the traditional sense of making something work.
Cindy: You mean the old sense? Hahaha
Me: Yeah….
Cindy: Well, I definitely wouldn’t know that one!
FML
– Post From My iPhone